Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have post one night stand depression
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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