i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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