dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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