): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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