Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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