I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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