dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Randomize