do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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