okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Mom said you looked used
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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