Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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