I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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