evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I supernannyed him into submission
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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