I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Why can't burritos get me drunk
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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