I am full of burrito and curiosity
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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