Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just pee around me
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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