6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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