after a month anything with tits is on the radar
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
