I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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