When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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