you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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