I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Randomize
