do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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