That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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