David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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