Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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