I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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