You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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