Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
