I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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