I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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