Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
third nipple confirmed
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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