playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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