i think my mom watched the whole time
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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