he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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