Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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