He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
