love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
