chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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