smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
