I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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