but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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