didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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