you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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