Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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