Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Girls should come with a carfax report
oh god was she eating orange peels again
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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