Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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