so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The beer is more important than you right now.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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