Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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