problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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