Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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