You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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