he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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