oh god the rape fog is back!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
party gras won. party gras always wins.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize
