what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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